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Nov 17th at 5PM / tagged: tim & eric. poop. diarrhea. video. funny. shit. / reblog / 12 notes
Jul 16th at 11PM / tagged: PLACENTA. HELPER. FOOD. HAMBURGER. LASAGNA. FUNNY. / reblog / 11 notes

this shit cracks me up every single time

May 24th at 9PM / tagged: old. lady. boob. tattoo. tit. funny. humor. / reblog / 4 notes
thedailywhat:

Lost In Translation of the Day: This is apparently a “top-selling laundry detergent in Armenia,” where, it seems, there isn’t a single idiomatic-English speaker to be found.
[slog.]

thedailywhat:

Lost In Translation of the Day: This is apparently a “top-selling laundry detergent in Armenia,” where, it seems, there isn’t a single idiomatic-English speaker to be found.

[slog.]

Aug 21st at 12PM / via: thedailywhat / op: thedailywhat / tagged: barf. laundry. detergent. funny. humor. / reblog / 1,539 notes
that’s the only asshole i’d ever stick my finger in
iwantyoursex:

sexidance:

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that’s the only asshole i’d ever stick my finger in

iwantyoursex:

sexidance:

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Jun 12th at 9PM / via: blackdiq / op: notoriouscas / tagged: rainbow. prostate. happy. penis. gif. funny. / reblog / 55 notes
timanderic:

Hey pep-pep I need to talk to you about something. 
Go ahead, what is it? 
It’s my penis…it stinks. 
Well let me take a whiff… You need a penile douche.

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timanderic:

Hey pep-pep I need to talk to you about something.

Go ahead, what is it?

It’s my penis…it stinks.

Well let me take a whiff… You need a penile douche.