I’m sorry… I’m not mature.
this shit cracks me up every single time
Lost In Translation of the Day: This is apparently a “top-selling laundry detergent in Armenia,” where, it seems, there isn’t a single idiomatic-English speaker to be found.
that’s the only asshole i’d ever stick my finger in
Hey pep-pep I need to talk to you about something.
Go ahead, what is it?
It’s my penis…it stinks.
Well let me take a whiff… You need a penile douche.